A Green Girl on OkCupid

Gaila's adventures in internet dating - funny, poetic, sexy, and all too real.
He was so pretty! But something came up and I had to go out off planet this week. :(
[[Him: I adore you.But I’m only in town for a week.[His first name]66% Match 40% Friend 12% Enemy
Gaila: My kind of man. Straight to the point. :)
Him: Tempus fugit. Would love to see your face. I’m sure it’s beautiful.[His email address]]]

He was so pretty! But something came up and I had to go out off planet this week. :(

[[Him: I adore you.

But I’m only in town for a week.

[His first name]
66% Match 40% Friend 12% Enemy

Gaila: My kind of man. Straight to the point. :)

Him: Tempus fugit. Would love to see your face. I’m sure it’s beautiful.
[His email address]]]

I love that he was so understanding of Orion culture! He didn’t bat an eyebrow. (That’s the expression, right?)

[[Him: That skin tone goes so well with your hair!
I like bonobos too, especially their way of saying thank you :)
What kind of stories do you like ?
80% Match 73% Friend 15% Enemy

Gaila: Thank you! :) I like it, too.

My home culture is a lot like that.

I like all stories. I like stories of strength and love. Sex, too. :) Adventures. You pick!

Him: Once I climbed half dome, it was epic! But very little sex involved I’m afraid :)

I think I’m much better at telling them in person, here is a photo of what half dome looked like though ]] [emphasis added]

[[Him: So why is your profile picture green? If you come up with a witty response, I probably have an idea :)55% Match 50% Friend 24% Enemy
Gaila: Aren’t we supposed to put up pictures of ourselves? :)
Him: Are you a goblin? This is certainly exciting.
Gaila: What’s a goblin?]]

[[Him: So why is your profile picture green? If you come up with a witty response, I probably have an idea :)
55% Match 50% Friend 24% Enemy

Gaila: Aren’t we supposed to put up pictures of ourselves? :)

Him: Are you a goblin? This is certainly exciting.

Gaila: What’s a goblin?]]

((OOC: And still, he didn’t call me on my profile pictures. :D))
[[Him: Hey Gaila, looking for Kirk, or just an adventure?Sent from the OkCupid app72% Match 77% Friend 4% Enemy
Gaila: You caught me. ;) I’m looking for fun!
Him: Lets find some tonight—Prince vs Michael Jackson night at Madrone? We can check out each other’s moves.
[the next day]
Him: I didn’t see any green women last night—maybe you could send me something more recognizable? Snapchat: [redacted]]]

((OOC: And still, he didn’t call me on my profile pictures. :D))

[[Him: Hey Gaila, looking for Kirk, or just an adventure?Sent from the OkCupid app
72% Match 77% Friend 4% Enemy

Gaila: You caught me. ;) I’m looking for fun!

Him: Lets find some tonight—Prince vs Michael Jackson night at Madrone? We can check out each other’s moves.

[the next day]

Him: I didn’t see any green women last night—maybe you could send me something more recognizable? Snapchat: [redacted]]]

Gaila approves.
[[Him: go go bonobos
 85% Match 59% Friend 18% Enemy]]

Gaila approves.

[[Him: go go bonobos

85% Match 59% Friend 18% Enemy]]

[[Him: hey now you look like fun ;) iam jess, hit me up if you wanna have some hot naughty fun ;) that is if you arent to shy ;)
Gaila: I haven’t been shy since I was four cycles old. That gets beaten out of you real fast where I’m from. :)]]

[[Him: hey now you look like fun ;) iam jess, hit me up if you wanna have some hot naughty fun ;) that is if you arent to shy ;)

Gaila: I haven’t been shy since I was four cycles old. That gets beaten out of you real fast where I’m from. :)]]

[[Him: Hello :) How are you this evening?
Gaila: Happy. :) It was sunny today.
Him: It was :) get a god tan?
Gaila: Haha. I don’t really tan. But I love to soak up the UV. It feels like an orgasm. :D
Gaila: A photogasm, it’s called.
Him: I am recovering from a party. And akwardly, I’ve had a boner for past hour D:
Gaila: Why is that awkward? :) Can’t you find a willing partner nearby?
Him: I wouldn’t mind you lol
Gaila: I’m having Jim over tonight, sorry. :)]]

[[Him: Hello :) How are you this evening?

Gaila: Happy. :) It was sunny today.

Him: It was :) get a god tan?

Gaila: Haha. I don’t really tan. But I love to soak up the UV. It feels like an orgasm. :D

Gaila: A photogasm, it’s called.

Him: I am recovering from a party. And akwardly, I’ve had a boner for past hour D:

Gaila: Why is that awkward? :) Can’t you find a willing partner nearby?

Him: I wouldn’t mind you lol

Gaila: I’m having Jim over tonight, sorry. :)]]

[[Him: She Hulk is sooo hot haha92% Match 68% Friend 8% Enemy
Gaila: Who’s that?]]

[[Him: She Hulk is sooo hot haha
92% Match 68% Friend 8% Enemy

Gaila: Who’s that?]]

Just when I think I’m fluent in Standard…

Just when I think I’m fluent in Standard…

[[Him: Oh I agree that we should be able to choose whom we have sex with.I get the impression from your profile that you enjoy your sexual freedom.
Gaila: I do. It was hard won.
Him: That’s great. How so?
Gaila: I was born into a life I didn’t want. I escaped from that and came here. I don’t like to look back - I like to look forward. :)]]

[[Him: Oh I agree that we should be able to choose whom we have sex with.
I get the impression from your profile that you enjoy your sexual freedom.

Gaila: I do. It was hard won.

Him: That’s great. How so?

Gaila: I was born into a life I didn’t want. I escaped from that and came here. I don’t like to look back - I like to look forward. :)]]