A Green Girl on OkCupid

Gaila's adventures in internet dating - funny, poetic, sexy, and all too real.
[[Him: Hello :) How are you this evening?
Gaila: Happy. :) It was sunny today.
Him: It was :) get a god tan?
Gaila: Haha. I don’t really tan. But I love to soak up the UV. It feels like an orgasm. :D
Gaila: A photogasm, it’s called.
Him: I am recovering from a party. And akwardly, I’ve had a boner for past hour D:
Gaila: Why is that awkward? :) Can’t you find a willing partner nearby?
Him: I wouldn’t mind you lol
Gaila: I’m having Jim over tonight, sorry. :)]]

[[Him: Hello :) How are you this evening?

Gaila: Happy. :) It was sunny today.

Him: It was :) get a god tan?

Gaila: Haha. I don’t really tan. But I love to soak up the UV. It feels like an orgasm. :D

Gaila: A photogasm, it’s called.

Him: I am recovering from a party. And akwardly, I’ve had a boner for past hour D:

Gaila: Why is that awkward? :) Can’t you find a willing partner nearby?

Him: I wouldn’t mind you lol

Gaila: I’m having Jim over tonight, sorry. :)]]

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